Bertie Brandes

Music

gfoty: "i think there's a boy next door in all us"

Reconnect with your inner GFOTY with this music video-cum-informercial for GFOTY Deep Throat Lozenges.
Bertie Brandes
4.11.19
Culture

in defence of 'daddy'

No one is above kinky gifting in the capitalist lottery that is life right now. Find me a person who wouldn’t wear a pig tail butt plug to live rent free in London and I’ll show you an idiot.
Bertie Brandes
8.8.18
Thinkpieces

a girl’s guide to the environment

Let’s face it, we could all do better.
Bertie Brandes
4.25.18
Culture

a different take on that viral sexual advice letter in the guardian

After a pained reader wrote into the Guardian for sexual advice, we decided to weigh in on the dilemma ourselves.
Bertie Brandes
3.8.18
Culture

an ultra sneaky peek at your favourite zine, mushpit

Welcome to issue 10, baby.
Charlotte Roberts
Bertie Brandes
12.18.17
screen

abbi and ilana talk to us about season four of "broad city"

They reveal if we should hold our breath for a "Broad City" film or not.
Bertie Brandes
11.22.17
Think Pieces

yes, i’m a witch – and here’s how you can be too

Our guide to modern sorcery.
Bertie Brandes
10.23.17
Music

marilyn manson’s best bits

In wake of his new album, we look back at Brian’s most bangable moments.
Bertie Brandes
9.13.17
Girl's guide

a girl’s guide to friendship

Make the most of your BFFs while the world burns around us.
Bertie Brandes
9.13.17
Beauty

forty shades of fenty

Rihanna’s new and super-inclusive beauty line dropped globally today.
Bertie Brandes
9.8.17
Beauty

5 mopey songs to match 5 smokey eyeliners

Because whatever, it’s raining and you’re emo now.
Bertie Brandes
8.30.17
Stuff

you should have been wearing these sunglasses when you looked at the eclipse

You did it. We all did it. And now we can't see.
Bertie Brandes
8.22.17
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