i-Q: maisie williams and bill milner
After grilling the pair about their new film iBoy, we asked Maisie and Bill what we really wanted to know.
What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Do you keep a diary?
What would you most like to change about the world?
M: The quality? Of what?
B: No equality.
What would you most like to change about yourself?
B: I bite my nails.
M: Mine is so much deeper than that. I wish I wasn't so worried about what other people thought and wasn't so self-absorbed in that sense.
B: That too.
Same. When was the last time you had an argument?
B: I don't argue
M: I'm still in one!
Do you meditate?
What's your greatest ambition?
B: To create work that will affect people.
M: To create work that is timeless.
Do you have any phobias?
B: Being irrelevant. [laughs]
What do you talk about when you get your hair cut?
B: The guy who cut my hair told me he cut a famous actor's hair once, I've forgotten the name, but when he asked how he liked his cut, the actor replied: 'In complete silence.'
What would you like to be reincarnated as?
B: An animal. But then animals are treated so badly by humans. So maybe an environmental activist?
M: Why can't you just be an environmental activist?
B: Because I'm a really good actor… (You have to add in those laughs).
M: I'd be a bird so I could fly.
If you could do anything without fear of repercussion, what would you do?
M: Make all of the jokes. My sense of humour is inappropriate.
If you could ask anyone a question, who would you ask, and what?
M and B: [in unison] Donald Trump - why?
Describe yourself in four words.
B: Charisma. Uniqueness. Nerve. Talent.
M: Amazing, showstopping, talented, spectacular. That's a Lady Gaga reference.
B: Mine was a RuPaul reference.
Finally, have you lied at any point during this interview?
B: Yeah I hate this film. No I've been too honest. I told you I would murder someone.
M: Did you? Did you really like the film?
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