if you buy sophie's new album you get an actual dildo

Sorry, we meant "skin safe odourless and tasteless platinum silicon product."

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Oct 1 2015, 5:45am

SOPHIE, the prodigal son of PC Music, has just shared the physical form of his upcoming LP will take: a dildo. Or, as SOPHIE put it, a "skin safe odourless and tasteless platinum silicon product." Since it's hard to sell CD's these days, but perennially easy to sell sex, we get it. If you're buying the Album--Product--in dildo form, expect to shell out about $100. That includes an instant MP3 download of the four of the album's eight tracks, the rest comes later: November 27th. 

At this point, SOPHIE's got a finger in so many pies he may have to start using his toes: from the Sex Toy industry to the world of Advertising (Lemonade sountracked a McDonald's commercial) and Madonna to Le1f, SOPHIE is one diverse producer. We're interested to see what Product has in store. Though we've heard most of the tracks already, there's a few fresh songs on the track-list:

Bipp
Elle
Lemonade
Hard
MSMSMSM
Vyzee
L.O.V.E.
Just Like We Never Said Goodbye