I should preface this by saying that my love for Morrissey is the bizarre, unrefined, purple-gel-pen-scrawling-love-notes-in-a-science-notebook breed of affection normally reserved for a year seven boyfriend. I could not count the amount of times I’ve brought bars full of people to take their cigarette breaks en masse during my painful karaoke renditions of Smiths classics, giving them an entirely refreshed perspective on “Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now.” Just know, my love is deep. That said, it’s no secret that the man practically lives in left field. Never afraid to toss a curveball, his recently released spoken word video clip of “Earth is the Loneliest Planet,” the third single released off his forthcoming album World Peace is None of Your Business - is absolutely no exception. Watching the sun set over Los Angeles atop Capitol Records’ headquarters and proclaiming the same solitude that’s sustained ten studio albums, Moz has a rather unexpected companion: Pamela Anderson. In honor of this unlikely partnership, we’ve compiled The Mozfather’s top five most wonderfully weird moments.
Before you replay Some Girls are Bigger than Others in search of hidden allusions to the Baywatch babe, Pam actually does have some loves, hates, and passions just like his. A huge animal rights activist, she also believes Meat is Murder. Still, for a guy who once told Fox News “If you’re not seen with a big, busty blonde on your arm [the American media] just don’t know how to deal with you,” Pam’s presence is a little shocking.